We’re not quite sure why Liz Phair is taking a bikini photo shoot in a diner…but a half naked diner photo shoot is better than a poodle skirt diner photo shoot any day of the week! Especially of a woman with that sexy body. We loved the shot where you can see that hot indention woman have between their inner thighs and their pussy! Yummmmmy! Not to mention that tight little tummy and long slinky legs. She’s the type of woman that could rock your world upways, sideways, and any way in between…capable of pulling off the sweet n’ sexy girl next door one minute and fuck my head off bad ass the next. Ill tell you one thing though, Id put another dime in her jukebox ‘cuz I love rock and roll, baby!

The Kardashian kuties were caught (if you could even call it that) by our Paparazzi strutting their oh-so-yummy stuff on the beach last Saturday, and boy did these “reality show” actresses put on a show for us! The two “sex me” girls were well aware of the cameras and the paparazzi, and were far from shy…in fact, one of the camera men reported feeling as though the girls were “wet for the limelight”. These sexy attention whores even did all the work: striking revealing poses at the most seductive angles and deciding to take a stroll right in the path of the paparazzi’s flashes. The guys didn’t even have to move to get what they wanted!… Hmmm, appealing traits in such lusted after women. No one could help but drool at those pillow perfect pairs of tits swinging and bouncing by. And their tight pussy mounds could even be seen peeking from between their firm thighs barely covered by those damn bikini bottoms. Although both ladies are head turners, everyone was really waiting and hoping for little sis Kourtney Kardashian to be tan-line-a-phobic and take off her bikini top to tan. After all, playmate Kim Kardashian already gave her camera nudity cherry to Mr. Hefner back in December of 2007. Plus, Everyone appreciates pussy thats at least a little bit of a challenge to get, right? It was shocking how easily Kim was talked into posing nude for Hugh after being completely adament about the morality of staying clothed before the shoot. But maybe these sisters’ inherent need for sexual attention has something to do with their mother’s inability to instill an ounce of humility or self-respect in her daughters. Someone needs to tell that woman she’s not her daughters sister and should stop trying to appear to be in public. That said, no one can deny Kourtney and Kim Kardashian should shake what their mama did give them, anytime they please.

Since her breakup with actor Nick Zano back in December of 2007, actress and sexy-beyond-words model Kristin Cavallari has been bursting at the few seams she possesses to get back in the game and flaunt her assets! And she sure has MANY! With those voluptuous thighs and sun kissed skin, not to mention her banging tits, this former Laguna Beach babe should have no problem at all reeling in every fish in the sea! This topless, nude photo shoot seems to be a chronologically correct depiction of what a dream date could consist of for the new lucky guy: a fun and flirty day at the beach, and a seductively sweet evening in her angelic nest! Wowzee! Yup, word is fellas, she’s a fun-loving, adventurous capricorn on the rebound…and we ALL know what that means!… My advice? Look her up on My Space and jump while you still can! If these topless treasures say anything at all, they say “I want to be YOUR friend!”

It took a few tries, but in the end, the persistence of this paparazzi captured a perfect sexy upskirt crotch shot of Tara Reid’s never before seen built-in-pantyliner!! Thank god for sheer nylon too because those are the silky soft pubes cushioning the pussy of Ms Reid herself we’re getting to witness here, my friends. In those kinky stiletto heels, its inevitable she’d have to wiggle into some gratifying positions for the camera in her journey out of the back seat of her stretch limo.(We hear it has a fold out futon with mirrors on the ceilings and a fondue bar!!). But all we can really think of at the moment is the slutty fun we could have playing “punish me” if we took some razor sharp Fiskars to those stockings and made ‘em crotchless, as she dominated above! MMMM mmmmm! And her in those sexy heels sharp and ferocious enough to do some fantastic fuck me damage to any lucky man(or woman for that matter!) who happens to get out of line! Hell, she can stand over me in that skirt ANY day of the week and teach me my lesson! Yes ma’am! Id even be understanding if she forgot to wear panties. She may look classy here, but don’t let her fool you, the girl has some serious dom/sub potential.

I’ll bet that daddy payed a lot of money for these huge tits. Ivanka Trump has it made in ways that we’ll never truly understand. A father larger than life with a bank account larger the majority of people in the world. At least that money is going to a good cause such as the enlargement of Ivanka Trump breasts.

There is not really much I can say about Britney Spears. I think that every item of clothing that she owns probably shows off a generous amount of her tits and ass. It goes without saying. She has lost her mind and we’re reaping all the benefits. Enjoy this see through. I’m sure there will be another tomorrow.

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Mischa Barton, the former star of The OC, has been known to hang out with hollywood party animals like Paris Hilton, The Olsen Twins, Lindsay Lohan, and more. It appears that their love of wardrobe malfunctions has rubbed off her her. At least that is what this nipple slip tells me. I always knew Mischa Barton had a nice pair of tits but who knew they were this good. Here’s to hoping that her skirt get caught in a meat grinder.

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Parker Posey just won the world’s favorite perky tits award in my book! Don’t you just love those all natural kinda girls!? Cheap dates (vegetarian means no steak), no crazy caked on clown makeup, and best of all… NO BRAS!! Maybe someone should tell her black helps hide curves, not sharp pointy protrusions! I mean DAMN! Those sexy hard nipples could cut glass! On second thought, maybe not …I’m enjoying fantasizing what it would be like to feel up those bare, liberated little boobs too much, and that shirt sure helps give the imagination a good jump start. Just enough for a handful does the trick for me, and her perfect tits aren’t too pretentious for a change (sorry Pamela). Very nice. That coy, sexy smile looks like she wouldn’t even mind going along with my little fantasy…I mean as long as I could get her to believe I don’t smoke and don’t LOVE meat. I’m sure her pink pussy would curb my insatiable meat cravings in the mean time though. After all, I do prefer my steaks medium-rare (soft, pink, and juicy in the center!).

We’re still not sure whether Ashlee Simpson’s tits hanging out of her blouse is a fashion statement or a wardrobe mishap, but either way its to our advantage as we get to look shamelessly at her perfectly spherical boobs. She seems to be enjoying the attention, and looks content with the exposure…as usual. Its obvious with that sexy hour-glass figure that her being famous has a lot to do with those fresh, soft breasts she advertises EVERYWHERE and her pouty, wet lips that would wrap just perfectly around any hard cock…and not so much to do with her singing or stage performance abilities. But hey, nobody’s holding that against this rockin’ , resourceful young hottie. Work ALLLL those pieces of you girl! Be our guest!