Victoria Beckham phone home. I can’t help but think of Victoria Beckham, nude in the front basket of a bicycle, flying by the moon. She just has that extraterrestrial vibe working for her, you know? Much like Carrot Top, only way hotter. And with fake tits. Although, Carrot top may be sporting fake boobs as well. Who really knows with that guy.

During her Spice Girl days, I always thought she was the hottest. Baby Spice gave her a run for her money, but it was always Posh Spice that I imagined getting naked and into the sack. Not so much anymore, but don’t get me wrong, I’d still do her.

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That’s right Lindsay, bend over for daddy. It’s nice to see that Lindsay Lohan has put a little meat back on her bones. Her ass is looking very healthy these days. It seems like just yesterday that she was looking like Skeletor on crack. I can’t imagine the disgust I would have felt if her nude photo shoot  had taken place during that anorexic time period. If you haven’t yet seen the post I made of her nude photos, click here. One of the greatest (and unexpected) sets of nudes in the history of the world.

Mena Suvari has been showing off her bubble butt quite a bit lately. She has a perfect ass and she knows it. Oh, the things I would do to her if I had the chance. She went from being the innocent cheerleader type to shaving off her hair, getting tons of tattoos, and showing off her assets in a sexy thong bikini. She has sported a thong more than once recently. I’ll have to dig up the pics for you guys to see for yourself. They are nothing short of spectacular. Boy does that ass in a thong make me drool. Sorry, I can’t help but repeat myself. The butt is that sexy to me.

Jennifer Aniston has a great ass that keeps getting sexier with age. It’s nice and bubbly. Just the way a butt should be. She decided to show off this great ass to the paparazzi recently at a beach resort that I’m sure us ‘normal’ people could never afford. Her bikini probably cost more than the entire outfit I am wearing right now. I’m still waiting for the day that she does an all out nude scene. That day can’t be too far away. Her career has been taking a dive as of late and what better way to resurrect it than to get completely nude in front of the camera. It worked for Halle Berry.