Ellen Pompeo has very friendly nipples it seems. It’s almost as if they are waving at us.
Perky tits begging to be freed in all of their nudity. There isn’t one piece of this woman’s anatomy that I wouldn’t mind getting a peek at. Sorry, I had to throw in the lame Grey’s Anatomy reference or I couldn’t have looked at myself in the mirror in the morning. Please tell me that she has done a nude scene already? If she has, I must see her naked body on the screen.

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Taryn Manning really pulls of the skanky, white trash look well. I’d even go so far as to say that she makes it look sexy. I wouldn’t mind walking into a double wide trailer each night after a long day at a factory and finding her sexy ass naked in my bed. I can think of better fantasies but I can also definitely think of worse. Taryn has perky tits and a nice ass. What more can you ask for? Here, she gives the paparazzi a show by flashing them with a nice upskirt. Good stuff.

Victoria Beckham phone home. I can’t help but think of Victoria Beckham, nude in the front basket of a bicycle, flying by the moon. She just has that extraterrestrial vibe working for her, you know? Much like Carrot Top, only way hotter. And with fake tits.  Although, Carrot top may be sporting fake boobs as well. Who really knows with that guy.

During her Spice Girl days, I always thought she was the hottest. Baby Spice gave her a run for her money, but it was always Posh Spice that I imagined getting naked and into the sack. Not so much anymore, but don’t get me wrong, I’d still do her.

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That’s right Lindsay, bend over for daddy. It’s nice to see that Lindsay Lohan has put a little meat back on her bones. Her ass is looking very healthy these days. It seems like just yesterday that she was looking like Skeletor on crack. I can’t imagine the disgust I would have felt if her nude photo shoot  had taken place during that anorexic time period. If you haven’t yet seen the post I made of her nude photos, click here. One of the greatest (and unexpected) sets of nudes in the history of the world.

Mena Suvari has been showing off her bubble butt quite a bit lately. She has a perfect ass and she knows it. Oh, the things I would do to her if I had the chance. She went from being the innocent cheerleader type to shaving off her hair, getting tons of tattoos, and showing off her assets in a sexy thong bikini. She has sported a thong more than once recently. I’ll have to dig up the pics for you guys to see for yourself. They are nothing short of spectacular. Boy does that ass in a thong make me drool. Sorry, I can’t help but repeat myself. The butt is that sexy to me.

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Jennifer Aniston has a great ass that keeps getting sexier with age. It’s nice and bubbly. Just the way a butt should be. She decided to show off this great ass to the paparazzi recently at a beach resort that I’m sure us ‘normal’ people could never afford. Her bikini probably cost more than the entire outfit I am wearing right now. I’m still waiting for the day that she does an all out nude scene. That day can’t be too far away. Her career has been taking a dive as of late and what better way to resurrect it than to get completely nude in front of the camera. It worked for Halle Berry.

Who knew that Kate Hudson has such a great ass? I didn’t. It makes me just want to take a bite out of it, and I’m not even hungry. She needs to pull more of these thong bikinis out of the closet because she makes them look great! It even makes me forget that I may have bigger tits than her. I’m a butt man anyway.

Watch out Sienna Miller. Your panties are falling down. Whoever is pulling her up is one lucky guy. Sienna has a beautiful ass and I’m sure he got an eyeful of it. He should have gotten a handful of her top on the way up for double the pleasure. I’m sure her tits are as nice as her butt.

Alyson Hannigan looks like a midget next to that gorilla she is walking with. I never knew that tits came in a size that small. I think she makes the best of her petite body though. I would make the best of it too if I only had the chance.

After a little break we are in business again. Dry those eyes because we are back with lots of nude celebs, starting with the always sexy Mischa Barton. I’ve watched her evolve from goody two shoes to slut in training. I’m sure she owes it all to Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan who she has been known to hang out with. She’ll have a full nude scene before you know it. Just watch. Check out these tits and near nipple slips for now.