8
Apr




Mena Suvari has been showing off her bubble butt quite a bit lately. She has a perfect ass and she knows it. Oh, the things I would do to her if I had the chance. She went from being the innocent cheerleader type to shaving off her hair, getting tons of tattoos, and showing off her assets in a sexy thong bikini. She has sported a thong more than once recently. I’ll have to dig up the pics for you guys to see for yourself. They are nothing short of spectacular. Boy does that ass in a thong make me drool. Sorry, I can’t help but repeat myself. The butt is that sexy to me.
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25
Mar
Who knew that Kate Hudson has such a great ass? I didn’t. It makes me just want to take a bite out of it, and I’m not even hungry. She needs to pull more of these thong bikinis out of the closet because she makes them look great! It even makes me forget that I may have bigger tits than her. I’m a butt man anyway.






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14
Mar
Watch out Sienna Miller. Your panties are falling down. Whoever is pulling her up is one lucky guy. Sienna has a beautiful ass and I’m sure he got an eyeful of it. He should have gotten a handful of her top on the way up for double the pleasure. I’m sure her tits are as nice as her butt.




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3
Mar
Drew Barrymore has probably has 300 boyfriends in here lifetime. Every time I see her, she has a new man. Which means there are alot of lucky men in the world. She makes this bikini look damn good. Looks like she has lost some weight. Her new guy is Justin Long, the actor from such classics as Waiting (if you haven’t seen this, you’re missing out), Die Hard With A Vengeance, and Accepted. It’s amazing what kind of ass you can get just from being famous and funny. Look at Jim Carey. Famous, funny and getting the best pieces of ass in Hollywood.




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3
Mar
What on earth has this girl done to her hair? I hope that this is for a part in a movie and not because she has turned into a full blown lesbian. That would be a horrible nightmare and ruin all of my topless American Beauty fantasies. Where would I be then? Or maybe she idolizes Britney Spears and thought that crazy baldness was the only way to her heart. Who knows.






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1
Mar
It’s not Katherine Heigl in a thong like she was in the movie My Father The Hero, but it will have to do. The Grey’s Anatomy star is extremely sexy showing off her tits and ass poolside. I wonder if she has hot lesbian sex with her equally hot costars (almost) from the hit show. I sure hope so, otherwise my fantasy is in vain.



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15
Feb
What is Serena Williams gonna do with all that junk? All that junk off in her trunk? That is the question. This woman has the face of death and the ass of an angel. It makes no sense really. This big butt compares to all of the famous big asses out there. Who ever thought that Serena Williams could make a bikini look good? Or even ok? A special thanks to the paparazzi.

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15
Feb
Elisha Cuthbert could cut glass with those nipples. I wish she’s go ahead and do a nude scene already. I mean, how do you play a pornstar in a movie and not take off your clothes? That just doesn’t make any sense to me. It’s like playing Bob Marley without dreads. For now, we’ll just have to admire her pokies in this sexy bikini.


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